@hidingfromme: Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of "going to the gym in 2013."
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@charstarlene: Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.
@JayTuvz: I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another.
@StinkyGr33n: Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst