@kylekinane: Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane.
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@carlyken: Give it to me straight "I'd really like to have sex with you-" Now give it to me gay "-r boyfriend."
@theshamingofjay: Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real Me: Yea Dad: There's one more thing Me: Don't say it Dad: Retirement Me: *sobs uncontrollably
@justabloodygame: *stops lecturing woman in white lab-coat and turns to camera* "When my doctor first told me I was a 'mansplainer', I had a lot of answers."