@kylekinane: Thank god that racist basketball guy showed up or we'd still be talking about how we're not finding that airplane.
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@SalmaElWardany1: Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track.
@HomeProbably: My parents were very inspirational, they used to say: "You can do whatever you want in life, as long as you don't do it here."
@KateWhineHall: 7yo: You count to 20 and I'll hide. Me: Ok. [Starts counting.] [Goes downstairs to drink coffee and eat cookies.]