@krustythe_klown: Thank God there are no Bible verses shorter than 140 characters.
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@shanethevein: I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?
@ComedicBust: *On my Deathbed* Me: Tell Tac.. *cough* Wife: What sweetie? Tell who what?! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
@TheToddWilliams: Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other...