@krustythe_klown: Thank God there are no Bible verses shorter than 140 characters.
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@wilw: I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
@electrolemon: "It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. " I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."