@krustythe_klown: Thank God there are no Bible verses shorter than 140 characters.
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@jackmackenroth: I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction.
@McGrumpenstein: - What was high school like for you? *2h22m later - That was just the plot to Shawshank Redemption Me: Granted, the similarities are uncanny
@Marlebean: As a responsible parent, I gave my kids a healthy breakfast of strawberries w/ milk & a little sugar... frozen. OK IT WAS ICE CREAM! FitFam?