@TheTweetOfGod: Thank Satan it's Monday.
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@Tmoney68: [Entering Building As A Guy Leaves] Me: It's muggy out there. Guy: I'll be fine. *guy is beaten & robbed immediately. M: Told you.
@BubblesnBooze: It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter
@TheTweetOfGod: People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why.