@weinerdog4life: Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years.
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@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call
@ArfMeasures: GF: What's my biggest flaw? ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you GF: No come on, I mean pacifically ME: We should split up
@kelkulus: Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door.