@stanleybehrman: Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life.
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@Dutch_50: I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it.
@Tmoney68: I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
@timdonakowski: Don’t assume Wal-Mart sells walls. Unless you want an argument about existential reality with an 85-year-old greeter.