@Coy0teugly: Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini.
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@CarrieMayhem: People who say "you can run but you can't hide" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run.
@ARealTinderella: Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends.
@qwertying: A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise..
@RoosterMustache: ME: snakes are mean TEACHER: right ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs TEACHER: ok ME: so the ends justify the mean