@tchrquotes: thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT
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@PanicRestroom: It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs
@dafloydsta: WIFE: Your heavy drinking is making you delusional ME: *turns to friend* Do you think that's true? WOLVERINE: Nah, don't listen to her
@KelgoreTrout: i named my first son "christian" and i named his twin brother "born-again christian"