@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".
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@skwunt: Told my British pal I wanted him to take me to pound town. Well, we are at the dollar store if anyone needs anything.
@ArfMeasures: ME: This house is haunted WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT