@sixfootcandy: Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@YesThatAmy: This chick at Walgreens is totally hitting on me. What's your name? What's your address? Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?
@blade_funner: [holding a device in my hand that contains the accumulated knowledge of mankind] *search* Panda...playing...ukulele
@DaddyJew: Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you
@BigRadMachine: I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough.