@Sassafrantz: Thanks for putting your kid on the phone so he could say hi. It changed my life.
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@lloydrang: "I really thought by now we'd all have robots," he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge.
@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
@XplodingUnicorn: [breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win.