@Sassafrantz: Thanks for putting your kid on the phone so he could say hi. It changed my life.
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@withanewname: *moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers.
@Pro_Jones_: (Wedding) Priest: They've written their vows Wife: *recites beautiful vows* Me: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount
@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.