@iwearaonesie: "Thanks for saving my life" said no toddler ever
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@CatherineLMK: Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
@AlisonAgosti: The word "Caesar" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other.
@Elizasoul80: My child: Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Me: "That's impossible, they're all running for president right now."