@underchilde: Thanks for telling me to take some ibuprofen for my headache, hotshot. If we're ever in an apocalypse and need a doctor, I'm nominating you!
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@okay_andi: Make sure to make eye contact with the hottest person in the room as you stuff a burrito into your mouth
@El_nacho_Nigre: Legend has it if u whisper IKEA 3x in the mirror an extra screw will appear & you'll be haunted by the piece of furniture you ill-assembled.
@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?