@Quartzjixler: Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!
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@NYC_Blonde: Why do grocery stores double-bag everything? Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong?
@Cyd10e: Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!
@AaronFullerton: I think it's unfair that when a human eats uncooked fish it's "sushi," but when a fish eats uncooked human, it's "a shark attack."
@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...