@Quartzjixler: Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!
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@GrantTanaka: never underestimate the power of positive thinking, and also never underestimate the power of waving a tire iron or a gun around
@TheCatWhisprer: [pulling the casket a few inches away from the wall during a funeral] sorry just need to plug in my phone for a minute
@TylerComeOn: I parked in the "C" section of the parking lot. So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof.