@rivetingbonmots: Thanks, spell check, that's what I meant: Edgar Allen Pie.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest.
@dafloydsta: [movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO
@JD_KC: The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading "blink if you're being held against your will"
@WilliamAder: I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me.