@anymysha: Thanks to a hangover, I was the douche wearing sunglasses inside the airport today.
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@weinerdog4life: I like to push the "stop time" button on the microwave and walk around in slow motion until my wife calls me an idiot.
@Moochava: Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go.
@fro_vo: [interview] So your resume says you used to be in the theater yes that is correct What made you leave it? well, the movie ended so