@anymysha: Thanks to a hangover, I was the douche wearing sunglasses inside the airport today.
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@BritXNic: I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets.
@DomBorrett: I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story
@BlindVigil: "To label you "divine" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence. ... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"