@anymysha: Thanks to a hangover, I was the douche wearing sunglasses inside the airport today.
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@TheRobCee: Caesar salads are prepared differently than garden salads...Notably, the head of lettuce is first attacked by 40-50 knife-wielding senators.
@SnellWarren: My mind is always on fast forward while my body's in slow motion. I'm just like that channel where the sound is out-of-sync w/ the picture.
@yonewt: Congratulations, FB friend looking forward to an anniversary dinner tonight with your "sweatie"