@TheFearBoners: Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men.
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@hippieswordfish: '911 HELP SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE' uh ok, wow. not loving your tone. why don't you hang up, lose the 'tude and lets try that again, pal
@InternetHippo: groundhog: sorry guys, 6 more weeks of winter everyone (sunbathing in february): ok