@TheFearBoners: Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men.
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@Piecezilla: Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt.
@3sunzzz: A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs.
@just1fool: Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a "Beware of sharks" sign in my front yard.
@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.