@TheReal_AndyMac: Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people.
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@novicefather: Picked up our Christmas tree from the lot today AND my wife hasn't shaved in 3 weeks. Noble fir in the streets. Noble fur in the sheets.
@DannyZuker: Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named "Steven!"
@theshantilly: How long can one listen to a kid talk before it's officially considered a hostage situation?
@Gooooats: Me on the Phone: I'm going to "work" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes.