@KoKeniSasquatch: Thanks to this face I've been forced to work on my personality and wit for decades.
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@LizHackett: I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too.
@tealbluejay: Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus.
@Cheese_Pile: *Sees girl trying to reach soup on top shelf* "Here let me get that" I say [Beacuse I'm much taller] *I put the soup in my cart & walk away*