@Pirate_nurse: Thanks to this HUGE spider web I just walked into we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked
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@kristikat7: If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something...
@AcrimoniousClwn: Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place.
@Reverend_Scott: Sorry I said, "Whoa, hope he's good at math." when you showed me your kid's finger painting.
@bencoffeehall: I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.