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@shithoarder: Thanks to Twitter
I can tell people I read.
@badbanana: Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag.
@thenatewolf: Mechanic: you need a new carburetor
Me: you can call it a buretor, I know lots about cars, I'm like you
@ibid78: After I undress you with my eyes I redress you with my eyes because it's still January so it's super cold out and I have considerate eyes.
@shanethevein: I thought I felt a spider crawling on my neck.
Now I have to pretend I was breakdancing at this bank.
@KyleMcDowell86: Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now.