@gingerfaced: Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
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@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
@TheSwanDon: Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic.
@patrickmarkryan: Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but they've been trying to do it using dial-up internet