@gingerfaced: Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
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@LackOfShame: I never feel like a bigger failure than when my dog re-scratches something I just scratched for her.
@chuckyhead3: Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat.
@MythicPicnic: Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did