@johnalogue: Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call.
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@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
@noog: Obama: Joe, look. Full moon Biden: What? TONIGHT? *starts shapeshifting* Obama: Joe? Biden: AARRGHHH *Gore kicks door down* Gore: MANBEARPIG
@SteveSuckington: ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat