@johnalogue: Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call.
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@ericsshadow: As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids.
@Eightinchgoat: Worst things about mid 40's: 1. Catching a view of yourself naked in the mirror. 2. Crying too hard to complete this list.
@rickolantern: Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn