@TimDuffy: Thanksgiving is going to be hard this year because half my family dances to remember and the other half dances to forget.
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@Rlpihl: i'll have the chicken finger platter & my lovely wife will have *hands over coupon something of equal or lesser value
@QwertyJones3: [standing next to the boss at the urinal] Ok, don't act weird. "That's some impressive bladder volume, sir."
@weinerdog4life: Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food.