@TwoSapphiresBlu: That awkward laugh when they've said something innocuous, but you're thinking something incredibly dirty.
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@SpeakComedy: Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)
@BlindChow: Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*
@DouchyDocLove: Wife just changed her Facebook status to "It's complicated." Better go see what she wants.