@IamEnidColeslaw: That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.
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@captainkalvis: ME: let's go to the International House of Pancakes GERALD (a bunny): Ihop? ME: you can do whatever you want, gerald, i'm getting pancakes
@Easy_Tiger__: Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off.
@Sorrowscopes: Gemini: You may find yourself wondering if you're dreaming or not. A simple test is to punch a cop in the face.
@UncleDuke1969: Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne