@IamEnidColeslaw: That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.
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@maisonshouting: KOHL'S: YOU SAVED $92 based on these arbitrarily high prices we made up! ME: I am honestly just so blessed
@inanimatecorpse: I'll write a song about you! What's your name? Horse: Agamemnon Agana.. Anga... ang.. 🎵I went through the desert on a horse with no name
@lloydrang: 1970s: "Hey baby" 1990s: "Hey babe" 2014: "Hey bae" 2020: "Hey b" 2030: "All hail our glorious squirrel overlords"