@daemonic3: MOB BOSS: It has come to my attention that within this very room, we have a SNITCH
HARRY POTTER: Oh hell yeah I'll get it
@envydatropic: There's no quicker evacuation than alcohol telling your stomach the party is over
@amishschool: Offered the kids $5 to clean so they could learn about money and then didn't pay them so they could learn about randomly trusting people.
@LizHackett: I'd be fine with a ghost in the house if the object it moved around was the vacuum.
@That_Damn_Duck: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
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