@BourbonLuv: That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...
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@Playing_Dad: [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*
@NintenDom: Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.
@reczit: Of course I know about dates. Each 100 gm of dates contains 75 gm of carbohydrate and 2.5 gm of protein. Much healthy.
@joeljeffrey: My wife and did it twice yesterday and we didn't use any protection... I'm worried we might have twins.