@clindsaysway: That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button
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@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)
@iamspacegirl: if chickens exchanged goods and services for a fixed price it would be called chicken tenders have a great day
@XplodingUnicorn: [5-year-old and 3-year-old scream at each other] Me: Is that how your mom and I settle arguments? 5: You want me to sleep on the couch?