@siddo471: That awkward moment when twins realize that one of them was not planned
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@VaguelyFunnyDan: "I'll never forget you Jack" "Can I float on that wood too, Rose?" "I'll always remember you" "Seems like there's room for--" "Goodbye Jack"
@TEXASVETERAN: I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too.
@iAmDelFreaky: Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.
@21stcenturysahm: I want to go back in time and find pre-kid me who thinks she is "so busy" and "so tired." And I want to smack her.