@faizziy: That awkward moment when you die, and all you were trying to do was take a selfie with a lion on a jungle safari..
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@GrillinChillin9: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer
@novicefather: I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet.
@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*
@samuelhlowe: Asked my Ouija board if I was getting laid tonight & the pointer keeps gliding back & forth between the H & the A. It's been over an hour.