@MrNickNo: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
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@MikeCanRant: Hi yes, I'd like the cheeseburger "How would you like that cooked?" *gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
@Kamikaze_Blonde: "Why would anyone lie on the internet?" I asked, as Hugh Jackman carried me to the bedroom.
@peterjames48: Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: "Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"
@copymama: Day new couch arrives: No more food or drinks on the couch, I'm serious! 1 week later: *Kids are eating pancakes directly off the cushions*