@Tommytoughstuff: That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy.
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@freeDone01: My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry.
@nice_mustard: yes 911 i need to report a kidnapping. lol yeah there's a baby goat asleep in my lap. no dont send cops you'll wake him up
@RickAaron: I saved $38 by moving the fish tank in front of the TV during "Ellen" and telling my kids it was Finding Dory.