@iQuoteComedy: That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.
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@Jandalize: I'm fearfully awaiting the day my alarm clock becomes self-aware and the snooze button hits me back.
@Token_Geezer: It hurts? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing. It doesn’t hurt? That’s the body’s way of showing you it’s healing. - Doctors
@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.