@iQuoteComedy: That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep.
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@clyderun: My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards.
@boring_as_heck: A big thank you to whoever spraypainted "KARATE" on the side of my truck. Cops are scared to give me tickets now.
@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.