@I_Disdain: "That chicken died for you" - how I get my kids to eat chicken
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@thenatewolf: Using Instagram as my only data set, I estimate my friend’s food budget to be about $78,000 a year.
@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.
@babyblue0924: I'm really glad my dog doesn't tell anyone about the conversations we have together. Then people would really think I'm crazy.