@I_Disdain: "That chicken died for you" - how I get my kids to eat chicken
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@LinajkReturns: If he's hot on your heels, dump him. You do not want a man who looks better in your shoes than you do.
@OrigamiUndies: Walk up to the finest girl in the club and whisper, "excuse me, can I get at that outlet behind you hon?"