@I_Disdain: "That chicken died for you" - how I get my kids to eat chicken
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@MythicPicnic: Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did
@only_one_ee: Trainer: OK this week we are cutting carbs. Me: Wait, what - even macaroni & cheese? Trainer: Ya. Me: ...I think we should see other people.
@abhorrent_wife: Hi, I'm Megan. You may know me from such public encounters with kids as "No, YOUR face is stupid" and "I didn't trip you, you fell".