@fro_vo: "that dude just checked out your mom" --two trees outside a library
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@BobTheSuit: Adult me must concede that a major contributor to global warming was kid me leaving the front door open and heating the whole goddam world.
@rolldiggity: I fill my pockets with glitter so when people ask me for money, I can turn them out to show that I'm broke, but still a little fancy.
@duplicitron: Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone’s eyes were closed.
@platinum2000: How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?