@fro_vo: "that dude just checked out your mom" --two trees outside a library
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@attsmcjay: Hubs: " Few glasses of wine tonight hun"? Me: " Yeah, I had a glass of red" Hubs : " Just one eh" Me: " Well I use the same glass"
@jwoodham: If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something.
@shanethevein: I'm sorry I punched you when you said "Facebook me". I thought you said "Face punch me".