@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
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@KarlreMarks: When I travel I just throw my clothes in a suitcase because I know as an Arab they will search me at the airport and fold my clothes neatly.
@lasergirl70: My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections.
@nbadag: PASTOR: and the lord said unto us—can u stop please? it's very distracting ME: [bouncing up & down on yoga ball] i don't think he said that
@ms_woodsy: Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends.