@TheGabbieShow: that horrifying moment when a kid asks u to help find his mom bc he was always told if he was lost to ask a grownup & u realize ur a grownup
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@slaughthie: Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots.
@heatherlou_: I almost confused a laxative and Ibuprofen and that would have changed my plans for the evening significantly
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now.
@trevso_electric: If you receive a text from Liam Neeson that says "LMAO," it stands for "let's murder Albanians overseas" and he wants his daughter back.