@kjataylor: That if you love them set them free thing, what if they all come back at once
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@bugbucket: wonder why's theres a pizza laying here in the middle of the woods *eats it* *dies 82 years later* dammit it was a trap
@SincerelyMen: If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter
@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
@wolfpupy: no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden