@kjataylor: That if you love them set them free thing, what if they all come back at once
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@markydoodoo: The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet.
@rolldiggity: 1. Take dozens of pictures of yourself sleeping. 2. Put them in coworker's drawer. 3. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!"
@AnOrangeSNES: *Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory Teacher: It's the Big Bang Theory *Snoops walks out disappointed*