@juliussharpe: That last phone call with my wife was so boring, I feel like I owe the NSA an apology.
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@Vodkantots: I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management. I've never even held an entry-level position.
@Andrea__B__: God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy
@AndyAsAdjective: HER: I still think you made up that word just so you could win at Scrabble ME: that's ridictacular