@heymonroe: That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone.
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@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
@iAmDelFreaky: ~ At a bar last night ~ Her: I don't want to be alone tonight Me: Well, I can take care of that *takes her home* Me: Pick any cat you want
@SteveKoehler22: So many designer dogs now- Cavapoos, labradoodles, chugs ... When is someone going to cross a Bulldog and Shih Tzu ? That's Bullshit.