@_ISpeakTrue: That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass
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@ThaJawn: *takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever "It's a BAKE sale" *exhales again Tell me about it
@SkinnieTalls: The best thing about coming from a big family is being able to talk louder than normal people.
@SondraDeeMe: You going to eat those sausages? - What? The encased meats. Do you want them? - Those are my fingers. Oh, no thanks, I'm not there yet.