@_ISpeakTrue: That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass
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@GaryJanetti: I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway.
@envydatropic: If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention
@MikeDrucker: If you told Alexander Hamilton that the online lottery to see his rap musical was unavailable due to server overload, he'd be like, "WITCH!"