@ShawnIzadi: That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom.
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@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow
@_GrahamPatrick: PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes.