@trevso_electric: That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you.
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@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
@AndyAsAdjective: "how'd your football team football today?" those footballers footballed quite well…really good footballin'
@BrianStack153: Just felt compelled to apologize again for my joke last year about Don Henley having a pet chicken named Hen Donley.
@faizziy: My friend is mad at me because I saw her using a huge tablet to make a call so I offered her a gas cylinder to light her cigarette..