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@QwertyJones3: "That sucked."
-Elephants who just saw The Peanuts Movie
@realHamOnWry: I got a new cat from the inner city shelter. So far he seems fine, except for needing to go outside every hour for a cigarette.
@WriterLifeCo: I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo.
@WorkingMom86: My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that
"what's you're biggest weakness?"
"sorry i couldn-"
I CANT CONTROL MY VOLUME
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
The slowest swimmer.