@longwall26: That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know.
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@_wangwe: Never ask a shepherd how many sheep he owns, I don't think he'd know, he probably falls asleep every time he takes inventory.
@SortaBad: Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car