@longwall26: That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know.
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@Dishasatra: Me- my boyfriend never messages goodnight before sleeping 😞 My friend- maybe because you don't have one?
@KentWGraham: If I ever run out of food, I can survive for 3 or 4 days on the stuff stuck to the walls of my microwave.
@david8hughes: [throws a dart at map of the world] One day, I'm gonna go over there & pull that dart out. The next time I wanna play darts, probably.