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@MomOfTeen: That was THE best 10 hours of sleep I've ever had.

Thanks for asking me to sleep with you!

Huh. You look upset.

That was THE best 10 hours of sleep I’ve ever had. 

Thanks for asking me to sleep with you! 

Huh. You look upset.

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