@DougBenson: That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive
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@Miciura: Honesty is the best policy, unless you're trying to return something that you've already worn.
@SteveSuckington: [comes home from store] Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess... earmuffs were on sale? Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?