@trevso_electric: turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :(

@Amiigat: When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.

@blainecapatch: i get all my pet peeves from a peeve rescue

@Tmoney68: If you go to the zoo & slap your chest at the gorilla, he sees it as aggressive behavior and WILL challenge you to a Mario Kart race.

@tararose711: Pro tip: never tell a three-year-old that you're going to Disney unless you plan on leaving that very second.