@ranndrew: "Thats a killer dirt bike you've got, man!"
*dirt bike holds a knife to your throat*
Believe me...I know.
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@jharrison9292: OMG! It's colder than a pimps heart out here!
@Laser_Cat: [interview] So what's a personal strength? "Honesty." And a failing? "I murder people who don't hire me."
@AlexRogaski: *lifts 10 pound weight* Nice. *adds "salmon" to list of animals I could protect a woman from*
@prufrockluvsong: I go to seductively boop your nose but my finger pierces straight through the back of your skull. "Sorry, I've been working out." I say.
@ClaytonSykes: Revere rides a horse saying "The British are Coming"and it's heroic but I hop a pogo stick naked screaming "look at me"and it's probation?
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