@sarcasticmommy4: If you think you're having a bad morning, my son is crying because his sock doesn't feel right.

@WilliamAder: Remembered there were pudding cups in the fridge, so I walked faster than usual to the kitchen and now I know what a "runner's high" is.

@slytherinstef: I'm totally winning this weight watchers thing! I've eaten more points than everyone!!! I hope I'm doing this right...

@mrjohndarby: In the middle of an important meeting I quietly pass my boss a post-it note. It just says 'girl cats have wherskers'. He nods

@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.