@THINGDUMBPPLSAY: That's because you're in it...
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@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.
@MichaelTrying: Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river.