@THINGDUMBPPLSAY: That's because you're in it...
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@ElgatoEsmio: My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth. Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression.
@imdaintyaf: I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies.
@T_Bonezzz_: [First Date] Waiter: Hi, would u like to start off with an appetizer? Me: I'm gonna wait until my date arrives W: Sir, it's been 3 hours
@huntigula: when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like "wheeee!"