@THINGDUMBPPLSAY: That's because you're in it...
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@Ali_Kourani: “Are you sexually active?” [Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.] “Yes.”
@briangaar: I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8
@KelFocker: A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."