@THINGDUMBPPLSAY: That's because you're in it...
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@zachreinert03: Hey people who say 'I want my funeral to be like this': what are you going to do about it if they don't do it like that?
@RandiLawson: I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman.
@Dr_awfulpants: Congratulations on "obtaining" your yellow belt. If we're ever attacked by 3 pieces of wood being held together, you're in charge.
@N0pantz: Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.